Take a drink whenever…
someone makes an arm amputation joke. (Two drinks if it’s True Grit-related.)
Tom Hanks is referred to as “classy.”
pre-show host Tim Gunn is passive-aggressively mean to his interview subjects.
anyone is called an “innovator,” a “genius,” or “my best friend.”
a recipient thanks their agent, manager, accountant, or “Operating Thetan.”